On Marrying Bacon - the subliminal tweet scandal exposed, amidst a load of levity

So it turns out that a certain 5th Circuit nominee has been abusing his high office of Tweeter Laureate of Texas to surreptitiously promote not only a killer product, but a serial corporate purveyor thereof.

Scandalous indeed.

Another load of  levity, please. Quick. Before the next avalanche of well-aged me-too groping tales take up most of the bandwidth.